you gon eat that?
imma eat it anyway
(Source: felixity, via bloggingpanda)
internalfrontierseternalidealist:
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Great Britain and its politics never fails to amuse.
Sometimes I get sad. Then this comes across my dash again.
(Source: paxamericana, via bip0lar-bitch)
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
(via bip0lar-bitch)
Adam Elmakias I literally hate you stop documenting the spring fever tour like just rub it in that I live in the uk you bitch
ima bitch yo
(via samel0l)
“Suicide doesn’t take away the pain, it gives it to someone else.”
This is from a Five Finger Death Punch music video. Makes me cry every time.
(Source: ifidiedrightnow-noonewouldmissme, via samel0l)
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
(Source: metalburger, via shavingryansprivates)
remember when this was literally the only thing circulating on everyones dash because its so HOT
(Source: bilinkvaneytitu, via stayawaaake)
one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now
ive never pressed reblog so fast in all my life
i bet it’s jack barakat
definitely jack barakat
(via the-farty-scene)
